AW YISS RANAE FROM TEH FINDING TEH BIGFOOTZ…
Hahahahah what life?
When you pull your pants up and your boxers get scrunched.
Is this honestly a problem?
YES. THIS IS A STRUGGLE. YOU HAVE SOME NICE ASS BOXERS ON AND THEY ARE ALL LOOSE AND FITTING AROUND YOU NICELY AND YOU ARE LIKE “DAMN GIRL THIS FEELS…
LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, CUNTFLAPS! WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID MY YMCA HAD ONE OF THESE FUCKERS. KIDS LITERALLY HAD TO BE TIMED SO THEY DIDN’T TEAR EACHOTHER’S PRE-PUBESCENT DICKS OFF FIGHTING OVER THIS SHIT. FOR FIVE WHOLE MINUTES YOU WERE QUEEN BITCH AND EVERYONE ELSE WERE PLASTIC CHAIRLESS SCUM MOTHERDICKER, IT GOT SO UGLY THAT SOMEONE GOT BANNED FOR FIGHING OVER IT SO THEY SNUCK IN DURING RECESS AND STABBED IT TO DEATH. THEY MASSACRED AN INFLATABLE SEATING OBJECT BECAUSE THEY COULD NO LONGER SIT IN IT FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. SHITS FUCKED UP I’M FUCKED UP
People are asking me if I was the one who stabbed it to death
Keep your snoopin heads out of shit you can’t handle
At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”
and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
It’s back yay!
I TRIED SO HARD NOT TO REBLOG THIS
you know what this reminds me of?
they should get married
(I laughed way longer than expected.))
Carol of the Bells - Trans-Siberian Orchestra
"Stop reblogging this same song"
this is one of my favorite posts
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH GOD i SNORTED FCUK OH GOD
"I’m ready sweetcheeks"
i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like “i can lead a horse to water but i cant make it stare its reflection in the face and realize its an ass”